Mackendeez's definitions

Roots

The same as practicing Voodoo.

My mother told me to never accept anything from Ms. Hattie because she does roots.

Michelle used to look good until she started dating Lonnie and word has it that he used roots on her to keep her from leaving him.

by Mackendeez September 30, 2019

Pay the house

A percentage you have to pay to use someone's establishment usually for illegal activity.

I told Roxxy that she can bring her tricks over to my place as long as she pay the house.

"Hey sailor, you got an extra $5 to pay the house."

by Mackendeez April 14, 2018

80/20 diet

A simple diet plan of eating only 80% of healthy foods and 20% of unhealthy foods.

Eversince a coworker told me about the 80/20 diet I now only eat garden salads and fresh fruits during the week but, on the weekend it's nothing but, burgers, hotdogs, and fries.

by Mackendeez May 22, 2018

on some bullshit

What you say to or about a person who is talking crazy or about doing something foolish.

Hey bro, you need to talk to your cousin cause he's on some bullshit that's gonna get him killed.

Genelle is on some bullshit if she thinks that I'm going to pawn my car title to help bail her loser boyfriend out jail.

by Mackendeez May 27, 2018

30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

making a pass

An attempt to kiss someone in a sexual manner.

"Ted just got fired from his job for making a pass at Tina."

" my husband accused my sister of making a pass at him but, I know he's a lying bastard."

by Mackendeez April 21, 2018

Dogged out

When a person unscruplessly mistreated their partner or significant other.

There's no way I'm gonna set Kimberly up with my brother; not after the way she dogged out John John and left him in tears.

The reason why my family can't stand that bitch ass nigga Bo is because he dogged out my sister and left her $20,000 in loan debts.

by Mackendeez January 12, 2018