1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation
2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.
2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.
"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!
by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011
