choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

hilary duff

a very hot,young woman with great talents in everything she does. whoever doesnt like her is just jealous because shes better than all of you low-lives.

"look its hilary duff! wut a hottie!"

by Matt April 20, 2005

comedy pyramid

A game played on the radio where callers ring up on the topic at hand and try and have the funniest quip.

by matt October 22, 2003

gufaffel

To laugh. A mixture of the words Guffaw and Laff.

by matt September 04, 2003

Cyber Whores

whores that fuck up anything electronical, particularily computers in internet realated situations. Can only be destroyed by kicking them in the cunts and saying the magical work WAZZOO!

*Computer Breaks* AHH I HATE THOSE DAMN CYBER WHORES

by Matt January 04, 2004

Subliminal

Crazy state of mind in which you cannot control your thoughts and responses properly. Usually after smoking 15 or more marijuana cigarrettes, or sniffing 8 oz. of cocaine.

"I am so high right now, it's like... I'm fucking subliminal dude... FUCK WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU.. theres.. A FUCKING BIRD... whoaaaa... it was just a potato chip dude..." The person who is high off of marijuana or cocaine, usually tends to fall over and drool on his relative or friend after saying fucking crazy shit.

by Matt January 19, 2005

1337

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

(i do know the true meaning)

guy: i am 1337!!
me: you're a number??

by matt March 03, 2005