MaTT's definitions

hoey

hoey is a person with a very small rod.

that kid has such a hoey

by matt April 13, 2005

pied piper

having a big dick.

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

by matt December 15, 2003

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004

Lamer

noun - one who is lame to a certain extent, where they are considered a lamer

"You are a Lamer."

by matt January 11, 2003

Nerasila

Person who is not up to date with current lingo.

I had to explain "macking" to Lisa, when it comes to hip speech she is a total nerasila.

by matt February 9, 2005