midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006

tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

by Matt July 15, 2005

gwen stefani

See Yoko Ono and replace "The Beatles" with "Bush."

Gavin Rosdale is whipped for Gwen, not that I can blame him....

by Matt January 26, 2005

strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.

"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."

by Matt August 03, 2004

chavisham

dwelling place for the scum of the earth

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"

by matt October 18, 2004

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

gODHEAD

industrial band who allen wants to have sex with

o allen, put your head head in my butt
o katie, your penis is so much bigger than mine

by matt May 11, 2003