MaTT's definitions

monobrow

Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.

This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.

The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.

by Matt June 15, 2003

Cyber Whores

whores that fuck up anything electronical, particularily computers in internet realated situations. Can only be destroyed by kicking them in the cunts and saying the magical work WAZZOO!

*Computer Breaks* AHH I HATE THOSE DAMN CYBER WHORES

by Matt January 4, 2004

1337

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

(i do know the true meaning)

guy: i am 1337!!
me: you're a number??

by matt March 3, 2005

pratting

the act of sexual intercourse

teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight

what she needs is a good pratting

by matt February 26, 2005

lederhosen

a tight fitting pants that cut off genitiles

by matt July 23, 2003

hot lunch

to recieve a turd from another human.

my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.

by matt October 21, 2003

Pitching a Tent

What Sherman did after he hooked up with Ashley in the movies

The pants area around his groin rises by something underneath(dick).

by Matt May 29, 2003