jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.

Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!

by Matt April 09, 2004

Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.

The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.

by Matt July 02, 2003

murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'

"thats sods law for you!"

by Matt September 30, 2003

Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

by Matt July 26, 2003

retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 15, 2005

FreeBSD

the most stable and secure operating system out there. dominate over linux and windows.

www.freebsd.org

by matt April 19, 2003

fugmo

Fucking Ugle Mole, used to describe a horrid looking person when they're in earshot and would rather not say the whole thing

Man that chick is a fugmo

by Matt November 01, 2004