MaDDoG's definitions

fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 3, 2003

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018

Community Workshop

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music

Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Lliswerry tash

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Bodog

An online betting site.

Damn, I put a grand on the Lakers last night at BoDog, & the pistons smoked em!

by Maddog June 26, 2004

Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

by Maddog May 22, 2014

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004