Definitions by MaDDoG

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

depth charge by Maddog May 23, 2004

cider enema 

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

cider enema by Maddog May 22, 2004

Community Workshop 

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music

Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent

Community Workshop by Maddog May 22, 2004

Valley Commando 

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

Valley Commando by Maddog May 22, 2004

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

Pubes in Batter by Maddog May 22, 2004

Intimate rest 

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

Intimate rest by Maddog May 22, 2004

Lliswerry tash 

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

Lliswerry tash by Maddog May 22, 2004