paramuppet

a paramedic who isn't worthy of his/her qualification - so completely useless you wonder why they are allowed to play ambulances

one dangerous type of person to meet when you're ill

by ms March 07, 2004

snowploughed

The process whereby one's own plans are shunted aside to make way for what someone else wants to do. The offender's act(s) can often go unnoticed, and "snowploughed" can be uttered (most commonly as an interjection) to make them (and anyone else around who will listen) realise just how appalling their selfishness really is.

M: So you guys want to go to McD's?
All: Yeah, why not
(Enter S)
S: Let's all go somewhere completely different for lunch today!
All: Yeah, why not
M: *sigh* .. snowploughed

by MS March 27, 2005

McD's

In the sea of possible abbreviations for McDonald's, this is clearly the best one.

D: So, I was wondering and all, what d'you guys wanna do for lunch?
M: I'm thinkin McD's?
D: Nice one!

by MS March 27, 2005

rubbash

The melodramatic chav/west-country variant of the word "rubbish." Wonderful.

OOOH my god, you're RUBBASH! I wanna swap you for a westlife cd!

by MS March 27, 2005

beatus

A word for a bitch ass piece of shit

Fuck off Beatus

Tyler is such a beatus

by ms April 20, 2005

M-C

The most assfaced person of all times, very gay and n00bish.


YOU SUCK!

=J= M-C came to my house yesterday
-L- OMG john, you are a grade-A tosser!
=J= I know :-(

by MS January 30, 2005

braindent

The name of an incredibly gay website. Although, the author has an enormous shlong and has one eyebrow.

Analgravy. Scabtits.

by MS December 18, 2004