MRT2's definitions

bso

Acronym for the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

The BSO is playing at Tanglewood.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

henry kissinger

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

by MRT2 September 24, 2008

lucy

Nickname for the queen of television comedy, Lucille Ball who, along with her husband Desi Arnaz, virtually invented the concept of the sitcom. May also refer to any of Ball's hit TV shows: "I Love Lucy" (1951-60), "The Lucy Show" (1962-68), "Here's Lucy" (1968-74), or possibly her embarrasingly bad attemopt a comback in 1985, "Life With Lucy".

Lucy was always funnier when she was in black and white.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.

Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

Emmylou Harris

A singer and songwriter who got her start as Gram Parsons' musical sidekick, and has since worked with the likes of Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan and Neil Young, as well as having recorded a string acclaimed, Grammy-winning solo albums. Is known for her uncompromising musical integrity.

If Emmylou Harris' song "Boulder to Birmingham" doesn't make you cry, I suggest you see your physician to ensure your tearducts are working properly.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006

edith

Archie Bunker's dim-witted, yet insightful wife on the legendary 1970s sitcom All in the Family.

Archie: Do you know what VD is, Edith?
Edith: Don't tell me, I think it's initials for some kind of holiday...oh yeah, VD Day!

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

lucy

Sarcastic, malicious dark haired girl from the Peanuts comic strip and animated TV specials who was an absolute bitch to Charlie Brown. Frequently offered to hold a football for him to kick, but would always pull it away at the last second, resulting in his flying through the air and landing flat on his ass. Was madly in love with musical prodigy Schroeder, though he barely noticed her. Occasionally ran a psychiatric booth (with a copay of five cents), though Snoopy was her only patient.

Charlie Brown should have put anthrax in Lucy's Hawaiian Punch.

by MRT2 October 11, 2006