MRT2's definitions

lucy

Sarcastic, malicious dark haired girl from the Peanuts comic strip and animated TV specials who was an absolute bitch to Charlie Brown. Frequently offered to hold a football for him to kick, but would always pull it away at the last second, resulting in his flying through the air and landing flat on his ass. Was madly in love with musical prodigy Schroeder, though he barely noticed her. Occasionally ran a psychiatric booth (with a copay of five cents), though Snoopy was her only patient.

Charlie Brown should have put anthrax in Lucy's Hawaiian Punch.

by MRT2 October 11, 2006

bso

Acronym for the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

The BSO is playing at Tanglewood.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

soaps

Television serials, usually airing during weekday afternoons. Were origionally sponsored by laundry detergent companies, hence the title.

"As the World Turns" and "The Young and the Restless" are my favorite soaps.

by MRT2 September 16, 2006

Hee-Haw

A hillbilly variety show, which aired from 1969 - '91, first on CBS, and later in syndication. Famous for reinforcing the most negative, backwards aspects of country music, as well as the world's largest succession of thoroughly unfunny jokes, not to mention a smattering of gingham-clad T&A.

Convicted criminals should be sentenced to watching "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

jimmy carter

Thirty-ninth President of the U.S., seving from 1977 - 81, and most likely the last U.S. President with real integrity we will see in our lifetimes. Though he was unable to solve a number of domestic issues, he was a true world leader and put human rights on the map. Brought back dignity, decency and respect to the Oval Office, after the Nixon scandals. Deservedly won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.

History will judge President Jimmy Carter well.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

Emmylou Harris

A singer and songwriter who got her start as Gram Parsons' musical sidekick, and has since worked with the likes of Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan and Neil Young, as well as having recorded a string acclaimed, Grammy-winning solo albums. Is known for her uncompromising musical integrity.

If Emmylou Harris' song "Boulder to Birmingham" doesn't make you cry, I suggest you see your physician to ensure your tearducts are working properly.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006

edith

Archie Bunker's dim-witted, yet insightful wife on the legendary 1970s sitcom All in the Family.

Archie: Do you know what VD is, Edith?
Edith: Don't tell me, I think it's initials for some kind of holiday...oh yeah, VD Day!

by MRT2 October 10, 2006