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henry kissinger

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.
by MRT2 September 24, 2008
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red states

States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by MRT2 September 25, 2006
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lucy

Sarcastic, malicious dark haired girl from the Peanuts comic strip and animated TV specials who was an absolute bitch to Charlie Brown. Frequently offered to hold a football for him to kick, but would always pull it away at the last second, resulting in his flying through the air and landing flat on his ass. Was madly in love with musical prodigy Schroeder, though he barely noticed her. Occasionally ran a psychiatric booth (with a copay of five cents), though Snoopy was her only patient.
Charlie Brown should have put anthrax in Lucy's Hawaiian Punch.
by MRT2 October 11, 2006
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bso

The BSO is playing at Tanglewood.
by MRT2 October 10, 2006
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Archie Bunker

America's favorite bigot, the central character on the ground-breaking 1970s sitcom "All in the Family". A blue collar worker, Archie mistakenly assumed African-Americans, Hispanics and other minorities were prospering at his expense.

May also refer to a bigoted individual, e.g. "He's an Archie Bunker".
Archie Bunker: "I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand."
by MRT2 October 10, 2006
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cunt

Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.
Ann Coulter is a major, first class, USDA-approved cunt.
by MRT2 October 8, 2006
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linda ronstadt

A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.
Is there anything tha Linda Ronstadt CAN'T sing? Probably not.
by MRT2 October 8, 2006
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