MRT2's definitions

jimmy carter

Thirty-ninth President of the U.S., seving from 1977 - 81, and most likely the last U.S. President with real integrity we will see in our lifetimes. Though he was unable to solve a number of domestic issues, he was a true world leader and put human rights on the map. Brought back dignity, decency and respect to the Oval Office, after the Nixon scandals. Deservedly won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.

History will judge President Jimmy Carter well.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

bso

Acronym for the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

The BSO is playing at Tanglewood.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

Emmylou Harris

A singer and songwriter who got her start as Gram Parsons' musical sidekick, and has since worked with the likes of Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan and Neil Young, as well as having recorded a string acclaimed, Grammy-winning solo albums. Is known for her uncompromising musical integrity.

If Emmylou Harris' song "Boulder to Birmingham" doesn't make you cry, I suggest you see your physician to ensure your tearducts are working properly.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006

edith

Archie Bunker's dim-witted, yet insightful wife on the legendary 1970s sitcom All in the Family.

Archie: Do you know what VD is, Edith?
Edith: Don't tell me, I think it's initials for some kind of holiday...oh yeah, VD Day!

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

henry kissinger

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

by MRT2 September 24, 2008

soaps

Television serials, usually airing during weekday afternoons. Were origionally sponsored by laundry detergent companies, hence the title.

"As the World Turns" and "The Young and the Restless" are my favorite soaps.

by MRT2 September 16, 2006

dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.

Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006