Definitions by MRT2
red states
States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
red states by MRT2 September 25, 2006
soaps
Television serials, usually airing during weekday afternoons. Were origionally sponsored by laundry detergent companies, hence the title.