MIke's definitions

cuntkoff

see also fanny fart. when a woman gets a good pounding from a guy with a mammouth kock trapping air in her flange and then its released creating a sound similar to that of a fart!

i fucked the bitch and the dirt bag cuntkoffed it was sick!

by mike March 16, 2004

screamo

sloppily played, raw, emotional hardcore.has a fast off beat sound, with whiny/talky screaming. its good though. it has a really dark mood to it.

joshua fit for battle, hot cross, the now, neil perry, song of zarathustra, knives and greenwater, suicide note, pg.99, the assistant, forstella ford

by mike December 24, 2003

Dr. Pepper

The world's best substance. It's better than duct tape. It has a unique flavor and tastes awesome. One of a hacker's best friends (the other is Mountain Dew

Man, I'm thirsty. I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper, the world's best beverage.

by Mike March 13, 2005

Haz

Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure

Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"

by Mike April 21, 2005

Steak

A fucking fagget!

or as civilized people know them as homosexuals.

Omg dude we are at a steak-fest

by Mike October 18, 2004

yyyeeewww

A feeling of exhilaration commonly associated with nascar or any redneck sport.

Jr. is in the lead, YYYEEEWWW.

by mike January 10, 2007

UVA

A university that is loved by all those who attend it, and anyone who makes it sound bad is obviously jealous that they didn\'t get in.

Rejected from UVA1: UVA sucks they\'re nothing but rich preps and faggots.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.

by mike April 26, 2005