MIke's definitions

knut

A fucking HUGE tool.

Damn that knut sure is a fuckwit.

by mike April 25, 2005

troof

an object, concept, idea, or person that reflects a certain inherent truth regarding the human condition.

often used after the article "da"

end with a capital "F" for emphasis

those tig ol bitties over there are da trooF

by mike April 25, 2005

nizzo

1 part of a 2 word agreement

Fo shizzo ma nizzo!

by Mike January 15, 2004

groin

something I pulled once, that felt so good I pulled it again, and again......

when wearing kevlar, the groin is the most important area of protection

by Mike January 18, 2005

Hattster

Known throughout the web as one of the most nortorious Hackers. Hattster has reportadly been known for 90% of the computer crime. His first appearance where he bacame widly known was at the gaming website blizzhackers

Hattster once succesfully ddos google and microsoft without ever being caught

by Mike August 17, 2004

crabbing

crabbing is an act of mutual mastubation between a man and a woman. the man will place his thumb inside the females anus and place his index and middle finger inside the vagina at the same time, making his hand in to the shape of a crabs claw, whilst opening and closing his "claw"!

she was riething in pleasure when i gave her a good crabbing

by mike January 6, 2004

garmonbozia

1. Pain and sorrows

2. Creamed Corn soup

"Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

by Mike August 23, 2004