MISFIT's definitions

Heat Vent

The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Prison Beer

Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".

Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen

Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?

by Misfit August 23, 2004

rubberwood

A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.

Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

by misfit June 1, 2004

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003