Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

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rubberwood

A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.

Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

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"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

by misfit June 01, 2004

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The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

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A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.

Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"

by misfit May 06, 2005

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Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".

Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!

by Misfit December 19, 2003

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To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen

Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?

by Misfit August 23, 2004

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