MIKE's definitions

khaki

A caucasian indivdual not resembling the standardized color, "white". Thus, resembling a shade known to many as, khaki.

Im not white! Im khaki bitch!!

by mike May 13, 2005

jiggle

To ejaculate (cum) from a penis. Typically used when refering to ejaculation by means of masterbation, or outside of direct intercourse.

She didn't want me to cum inside her so I jiggled on her face.

by mike February 29, 2004

musik

"music" in German.

Ich höre zu Musik. (I listen to music.)

by Mike December 22, 2003

bakersfield

where crips kick it from the cbc

im a country boy crip in bakersfield

by mike March 27, 2004

slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...

Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!

by Mike May 13, 2005

RussVerbofsky

really dumb and extremely ugly

That girl was so RussBerbofsky that it made me puke right then and there.

by mike November 16, 2003

ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.

Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?

by Mike September 5, 2004