MIKE's definitions

phwa'

Abbreviation of abbreviation of "What are you doing?" The next level of abbreviation is "Phwayadoin'?", and after that comes "Phwa'?"

Somebody has just said something stupid, provoking you to look at them strangely uterring the word "phwa'?"

by Mike February 6, 2007

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

pollstergeist

(cf. poltergeist) — mischievous political ghost held to be responsible for pollsters' disastrous miscalculations.

Even the best polling organizations in US seem to be besieged by pollstergeists who prompt them to misleading predictions.

by Mike November 4, 2020

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.

Ashpolt loves the Anal

by Mike May 2, 2004

shitamafuck

like say ing shit when you hurt your hand or just saying for fun when yuor bored

shitamafuck i broke my finger

by mike July 16, 2004

dudeman

1. A gesture made between acquaintances, upon agreeance that they have just reached a state of euphoria, after smoking some high quality Marijuana, commonly known as, "Good shit".

2. A non-chalant gesture made between friends, spoken with absolutely no meaning, to anything, whatsoever.

1. guy 1: Duuuuuude....man.
guy 2: Yeah man, that is some wack shit yo.
guy 1: Yeeeeeeeeeeah man!

2. guy 1: Dudeman.
guy 2: What?
guy 1: Oh......ah.......nothing.
guy 2: WTF?
guy 1: No man, I was just saying "dudeman".
guy 2: I recagnize.

by Mike March 12, 2005