MIKE's definitions

black flag

An old school punk band that influenced almost every band that claim to be "punk" after the 1980's. Led by singer Henry Rollins.

"Black Flag is fucking great."

by Mike August 25, 2003

servitude

1) Serve action or ownage - "You got served."

2) Slavery, free labor or labor to pay off a debt.

1) I tried playing final fantasy tactics online. I was completely decimated. All that was typed by the opposition was "servitude." Indeed it was.

2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.

by Mike October 12, 2004

grocery shot

Having a racing stripe in your underwear.

That fart was kinda wet, it might have left some grocery shot in my underwear.

by Mike March 31, 2005

czar

Common reference to pizza in certain Boston neighborhoods

Lets hit Mario's and grab a czar for lunch

by Mike February 11, 2005

cowboys

pair of kings in poker

he went all in with pocket cowboys

by mike March 23, 2004

fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

by Mike September 7, 2006

stranger

when u sit on your hand and wait until it gets numb , then masturbate.

Dave likes to give himself strangers

by mike May 13, 2005