MIKE's definitions

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

vampyre

A dyslexic vampire

a blood sucker

by mike December 29, 2003

wog

A person of ethnic minority. Usually black skinned. Nice and insulting!

Also Jungle Bunny, Spear Chucker, Coon, Nigger, Black bastard etc etc

Christ, did you see the news last night? They're letting even more wogs into the country!

by Mike June 10, 2006

doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.

They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.

by Mike March 30, 2008

1* bandit

Used on forums to describe people who give posters a single star rating on msg forums.

Started bt Elitros Calimah in the SWG forums.

OMG I've been 1*d by teh 1* bandit

by Mike February 25, 2005

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

by MIKE February 3, 2004

Stop Sign

fat chick in red spandex

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?

by mike December 8, 2003