MAtt's definitions

hermaphrodite

See also: Richard Simmons

How does a hermaphrodite get a sex change

by matt July 15, 2004

president of the united stizzles

Snoop Dogg.

by matt October 22, 2003

old man

your dad

Father

by matt February 13, 2003

Spezeski

Spontaneous and fun-loving...sometimes to an extreme. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

That gal is such a Spezeski that she is trying to buy every single Christmas Video on Ebay.

by matt November 24, 2003

schiza

meaning poo, or crap, often used in place of "shit"

"You are a piece of schiza." "Schiza, I hit my thumb."

by matt January 11, 2003

runescape

MMORPG in which the user must make his avatar perform difficult and/or borring tasks. eg. dragonslaying, mining 10,000 coal, fishing trout, ect. again and again and again. often captures the user soul with its mind captivating powers. almost as addicting as crack, heroine and acid....... put together. CBC has started running adds to warn children of the dangers of playing runescape. The surgeon general is currently formulating a warning that will be desplayed on all runescape site and parafanalia.

Scene- mother and son in car driving down the road.....
30 secounds pass.
"another missed oppurtunity to talk to your kids about runescape."

by matt May 5, 2005

Ice Cream

To lick someone on every single inch of there body

Yo I icecreamed that chick!

by Matt August 9, 2003