MAtt's definitions

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

waterfall

when a girl hovers over a guys back while he is lying down and pisses on his back

man, i nailed this chick and then she gave me a freaky waterfall.

by matt May 13, 2005

gew

Word used in place of saying "Jew" so that others around you dont know what your talking about.

"God your such of Gew. You wont give me any money"

by Matt April 5, 2004

chavisham

dwelling place for the scum of the earth

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"

by matt October 18, 2004

drop

when a girl is mad at a man, she waits untill her period, and has unprotected sex with the man, only to bleed in his penis hole.

"he thinks he's a player, well i'ma drop on him"!!!

by matt December 24, 2003

Vicious V

An intricate tie knot whose art was perfected by "Old Man Dunphy". Said knot allegedly has great affect on the female gender causing them to swoon.

Dressed to impress and armed with the "Vicious V", Josh was confused and overwhelmed when women started speaking to him and not at him at the party.

by Matt August 29, 2007