MAtt's definitions

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006

roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.

Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.

by Matt February 28, 2005

gwen stefani

See Yoko Ono and replace "The Beatles" with "Bush."

Gavin Rosdale is whipped for Gwen, not that I can blame him....

by Matt January 26, 2005

Fantastical

1. Of or relating to fantasy; unreal.
2. Stange; unconventional.

1. L. Ron Hubbard bases his pseudosciences on fantastical mythology instead of facts and testable sciences.

2. Tim Burton's vivid imagination lends to fantastical stories and films.

by Matt May 31, 2004

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

gotj

stands for godofthejungle

gotj is a very smart person

by MATT August 25, 2004

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004