MAtt's definitions

crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

president of the united stizzles

Snoop Dogg.

by matt October 22, 2003

beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

by Matt June 11, 2004

lizittle

me1.little. 2.pussy or sissy.

"Hey man you to lizzitle to go on this ride."

"Hey dont front and be lizzitle 'bout it yahzir."

by Matt June 10, 2006

dance face

The idiotic facial expression that one makes while dancing.

John's dance face makes him look like he's constopated.

by Matt May 22, 2007

George Bush

1. Warmongerer
2. Mother Fucker
3. Looks like a Camel.

That warmongering mother fucking camel look-a-like bitch!

by Matt April 11, 2004

wonderbread

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

by Matt February 24, 2004