breasticles

used to describe tits that are so cold they are like icicles.... breasts...icicles....breasticles

Your mom's tits hit a stiff wind and became breasticles.

by Matt April 15, 2005

murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 28, 2005

butt bump

A hit of cocaine administered anally. See also bump

Gimme a butt bump

by matt August 24, 2003

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003

Sidewalk Love

Me and Kate having youme time. together, in my arms, nobody around us (except the scream guy and the guy with the dogs), love, kate, me, together, love!!!!!

I LOVE MY SIDEWALK LOVE! (kate) :)

by Matt February 18, 2003

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

vlo

Three letter abbreviation known to slackers for many reasons, few examples

1. Increase chance for a larger welfare check / more food stamps.

2. Give more time to bar rat.

3. Give more time to chuck haga

4. Give more time to shave 5 o'clock shadow so it is less visible tomorrow.

Please see bar rat and chuck haga @ urbandictionary.com

That bitch takes a VLO every day and still affords to bar rat! How is that possible??? Oh.. Welfare!

by Matt May 01, 2004