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stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.
by Matt August 8, 2004
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bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)
Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.
by matt November 6, 2004
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ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.
1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.
by Matt May 13, 2005
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Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.
That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk
by Matt October 20, 2004
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flausch

A Flausch is an ugly girl or woman
by Matt October 21, 2003
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Purrrfection

- A woman so fine you get hard just mentioning her name.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.
by Matt September 8, 2004
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Beefiliciousness

When something is really beefy, it has great Beefiliciousness.
When eating Chef Boyardee, one might yell, can you handle the Beefiliciousness
by Matt December 29, 2002
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