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salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.
Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?
salvia divinorum by Matt October 20, 2004

plympton 

A suburb of Plymouth Devon UK. Home of Black Friday. Where all the posh people with money in Plymouth live.
I live in Plympton. I have to get the bus to go out in union street
plympton by Matt October 20, 2004

isolator hash 

Hash made from a fresh crop of cannabis. Typically the leaves and stems fo high quality, home grown English Hydroponic weed. Several methods of production exist, the most popular invloving 2x micron filter bags and iced water. The plant matter is removed, leaving you with PURE CRYSTALS that form into amazing sticky white to brown hash with a srtrong skunk smell. Sold in Holland for 50 Euros and eigth (3.5 gramms) Sold in England for £10 a gramm. Its the best cannabis ever. Check out www.bubblebag.com
Lets get some bags and that leaf from your last crop and make some isolator hash
isolator hash by Matt October 20, 2004

southway 

An area of Plymouth Devon, which is often confused for Safeway (the superstore) because of heavy Janner accents. Mostly hills and hicks. Aviod it if possible.
I live in safeway near the airport. No, safeway.
southway by Matt October 19, 2004

chavisham 

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"
chavisham by matt October 18, 2004
IL2, a Russian combat ground attack aircraft of World War 2. Highly armoured and armed it was the scurge of the german tank crews on the eastern front. Refered to as a flying tank because of its ability deflect cannon shells and sustain massive battle damage and still fly home. Sometimes german cannon rounds simply bounced off it's armour plate much to the disbelief of German aircrew.

Also the definitive World War Two air combat computer game simulation of the new millennium. All other try hard, shameful attempts to make a decent flight sim pale by comparison. Make coasters out of your other feeble kiddy flying games. Going back to them after IL2 will leave you needing a bucket to keep the chunder off the floor from the miserable excuse for entertainment and flight fidelity they pretend to give. Totally FUBAR why any other miserable being would attempt to emulate the mastery of World War Two air combat computer game simulation design that Maddox Games has demonstated with IL2 and it's stable mates!
man IL2 rox!

shit that IL2 wont die!

What tha! oh crap it's an IL2!
IL2 by Matt October 18, 2004
wtp is the same as wtf only it mean what the piss, basically you can put any profane work in the the F
Kyle says: I just got pwned and I didn't even see him
Matt says: wtp he just smoted you hardcore
wtp by Matt October 18, 2004