MArk's definitions

bumcrumble

like bumcheese but a few days older

Mum picked up John's pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of BumCrumble

by Mark November 10, 2003

axe wound

a large meaty vagina

looks like its been hit by a broad axe

by Mark July 30, 2004

luvv

reNdiztik + LiNgo = luvv

LiNgo luvv's reNdiztik very much

by Mark August 25, 2004

Cas Fan

poorly dressed retard, with limited vocabulary.

Jesus, who were you talking to last night, they looked like a cas fan?

by mark November 16, 2003

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

WTHAY

Who the hell are you? Is a popular term for greeting new members of public mailing lists.

Who the hell are you?

by Mark January 19, 2005

Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

by Mark December 24, 2004