rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber
Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.
by mark January 01, 2005
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Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.
While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"
by Mark January 18, 2004
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pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.
I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.
by Mark March 31, 2004
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ringsmack

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater
He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.
by mark September 10, 2003
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nirvana

great band they had simplicity in their music and didnt need and computerized crap like linkin park and limp bizkit. Nirvana and other seatlle grunge bands gave us a few years of good music and then it gradually turned to mainstream stuff which is all about looks and who appears the most "ghetto"
by mark September 07, 2003
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Fossy

Excellent at online games, The fossy is a mysterious figure to be reckoned with.
<|_emon> Damn nice shot mr fossy!
<Mr.Fossy>Yes I know.... (disapears ina puff of smoke>
by Mark September 03, 2004
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deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.
"What a f'in deadbeat!"
by Mark January 18, 2004
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