aberconwy

A place of great terror and evil, located in the bowels of death....wales!
Full of strange beings known as "pupils" or "students" the place is believed in local legend to be the birth places of Satan.

If you're parents tell you you're going to aberconwy, run for you're fucking life.

by Matty January 21, 2004

chip

to go somewhere. e.g home

"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"

by matty March 16, 2005

moob

An overly sized male breast.

"My god look at the moobs on him"

by matty July 30, 2004

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

nadick

My cousin who speaks funny and has an evil little brother and like to go shopping.....

You're so Nadicky!

by Matty January 21, 2004

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006