MATTHEW's definitions

jlf

Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.

"JLF yourself!" or "Did you see the JLF show?"

by matthew September 27, 2004

satan

The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.

Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering

1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.

by Matthew December 18, 2002

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

skyline

A Japanese import made by Nissan known to kill bystanders with excessive noise polution and attract the attention of car slut's.

Victim 1: "I just sustained fatal injuries to my inner ear whilst crossing Chapel Street."

Victim 2: "I just got run over by 17 subwoofers on wheels."

by Matthew April 3, 2004

Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003