comedy central

The best network on tv period

southpark is on it duh

by Matthew December 12, 2003

skyline

A Japanese import made by Nissan known to kill bystanders with excessive noise polution and attract the attention of car slut's.

Victim 1: "I just sustained fatal injuries to my inner ear whilst crossing Chapel Street."

Victim 2: "I just got run over by 17 subwoofers on wheels."

by Matthew April 03, 2004

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Crack addict

A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.

Bumlover:let me lick your bum
Random sti infested tranny: OKAY

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 01, 2004

posselot

Insulting word describing a lesbian woman. The contrverse of faggot.

"i swear chealsea is such a posselot"

by matthew February 14, 2005