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Karebear

The most kick ass bestfriend a guy could ask for. See also "Chicklit" and "Raverzdelite"
by Matthew April 19, 2004
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religion

A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.
by Matthew January 20, 2004
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cooch burn

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn
by matthew May 8, 2005
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Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life
Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.
by Matthew April 3, 2005
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Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.
1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.
by Matthew December 27, 2005
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Pleyuhhh

An evolved version of player or playa. It simply means a person who is damn near the coolest person on earth. There are only very few known pleyuhhh's.
Yo wassa pleyuhhh? You are freakin awesome!
by Matthew November 27, 2004
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