2 years

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E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.
by Matthew September 30, 2003
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fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!
by Matthew May 10, 2004
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dosed

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.
by Matthew January 20, 2004
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ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.
by Matthew February 03, 2004
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bu

Derived from the Indonesian word "ibu" used to describe a woman or house wife, shortened in Indonesian to "bu" in intimate relationships. In English "bu" is used by a male to describe his girlfriend or significant other.
Bu, can you get a Mountain Dew out of the refridgerator for me?
by Matthew October 17, 2004
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Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.
"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."
by Matthew May 19, 2004
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Matrix

A dramatic way of saying one kicked ass or beat someone up.
He came at me, so I went all matrix on his ass.
by Matthew November 14, 2003
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