MATT's definitions

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003

bobstir

One who rubs his erect genitalia against females.

I was acting like bobstir last night when I let my female dog lick my balls.

by Matt March 30, 2003

sporge

variant of "spooge"

Semen. If you don't know what that is, try to think back to the sex video they showed you in fifth grade.

Hey Bob, you've got some sporge on your chin.

Getting sporge in your eye can spread AIDS.

by Matt April 21, 2005

douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 27, 2003

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

crx

Japanese hatchback driven by Lebanese-Australian gentlemen in the western regions of Sydney. Kilowatt and/or subwoofa enhanced models generally referred to as full sick.

Maate, that CRX is full sick

by Matt December 18, 2003

Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.

That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.

by matt November 17, 2004