MATT's definitions

funky mcbuttnugget

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus

When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget

by Matt March 15, 2005

Hesher

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

by Matt January 14, 2005

MoLegga

Derived from "Double Take", he is a user from www.gamefaqs.com.

Whoa, it's MoLegga!

by Matt December 6, 2003

floyd smith

one half of the ambigously gay duo

brandon

by matt October 16, 2003

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass

wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!

by Matt April 11, 2003

Whiz'm

Word that makes people forget what you were saying.

Ron: Last night I wanked it so hard!
Matt: What?!
Ron: Whiz'm!
Matt: I can't remember what you just said...

by Matt December 12, 2003