MATT's definitions

crx

Japanese hatchback driven by Lebanese-Australian gentlemen in the western regions of Sydney. Kilowatt and/or subwoofa enhanced models generally referred to as full sick.

Maate, that CRX is full sick

by Matt December 18, 2003

salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.

Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?

by Matt October 20, 2004

hyper on haribo

to get high on weed. Kids generally get hyper by eating haribo sweets, but people use the expression for a slightly more sinister activity too!

We all went round Josh's house and got hyper on haribo.

by Matt September 25, 2004

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Jean Chretien

1. One who attempts to "Prove the Proof" because a "Proof is a Proof" and when you have a "Good Proof", "It's Proven"

2. Is repeatedy the recipient of political satire from "The Royal Canadian Air Farce", "This Hour has 22 Minutes" and CNN.

US: Gene Kreetin
Can: Jean Chretien (Achoo!, God Bless You)

by Matt December 5, 2003

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Foils

An individual package of heroin wrapped in foil, usually of a 10$ value. Foils are sold on the street and through drug dealers. Usually yields 3 to 4 decent-sized lines, providing your dealer isn't a fuck..

"dude, I am fiending hardcore, do you have any more foils?"

by Matt December 5, 2003