Shepperly

fudge packing bitch, loves the men too much but has a small one

Shepperly smokes crack but loves the men

How much can you fit up Shepperly's ass

by Matt April 14, 2005

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

fling

A crush or romanc between two young people

Their fling may turn out to be more

by Matt May 02, 2003

105312

Loser writen in l337

0/|/|6 y0u 105312!!

by Matt March 25, 2005

1337

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

(i do know the true meaning)

guy: i am 1337!!
me: you're a number??

by matt March 03, 2005

Subliminal

Crazy state of mind in which you cannot control your thoughts and responses properly. Usually after smoking 15 or more marijuana cigarrettes, or sniffing 8 oz. of cocaine.

"I am so high right now, it's like... I'm fucking subliminal dude... FUCK WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU.. theres.. A FUCKING BIRD... whoaaaa... it was just a potato chip dude..." The person who is high off of marijuana or cocaine, usually tends to fall over and drool on his relative or friend after saying fucking crazy shit.

by Matt January 19, 2005