MATT's definitions

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by matt March 2, 2004

tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005

vs40fresh

fucktard

look under fucktard on urban dictionary.

by matt August 26, 2003

booblet

Of or pertaining to a small breast.

Nice face, but she only has booblets.

by Matt August 6, 2004

venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

by Matt May 22, 2004

stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".

What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?

by Matt September 22, 2003