Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

geekzoid

A geekzoid is a computer nerd , or computer geek

Did you see that last episode of Starwars geekzoid?

by Luke August 11, 2003

dirty'n'old

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

by Luke January 08, 2005

Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

by Luke September 06, 2007

slick desmond

A slick desmond is 1 swish dude. Hes quick smart and cool.

"Cor Slick Desmond!"

by Luke July 12, 2003

chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.

Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.

by Luke December 28, 2005

pineapple in your hat

when someone puts a bomb in your hat and admires you as you explode.

"im gonna put a pineapple in his hat"

by luke July 28, 2004