Luke's definitions

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

froody

Cool. From The Hitch Hikers series, when Zaphod describes something as "cool and froody".

"how froody is that new gizmo?"

by Luke October 10, 2003

sardinemobile

A packed bus

"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."

by Luke October 10, 2003

spangly

Shiny, pretty, cool or nice.

"I really want that spangly new DVD player in Dixons window."

by Luke October 10, 2003

amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.

"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"

by Luke October 10, 2003

boonie

Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 cans of beer on a flight to London)

He's done a boonie. He's drunk the bar dry.

by luke October 4, 2003

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 4, 2003