190 definitions by Luke
by Luke March 12, 2003
The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.
by Luke February 19, 2004
by Luke March 2, 2005
A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.
by Luke August 30, 2007
by Luke February 2, 2005