Luke's definitions

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

by luke January 18, 2004

pummelled up the bunghole

usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.

chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night

by luke August 7, 2004

Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by Luke May 10, 2005

unsf

a secret orginazation and if you say "o I've never heard of them" well thats because there secret dumb ass!

Ps chance are by the time you read this they've killed me AND YOUR NEXT watch your back there every were, all five of them!

damn them unsf boys are crazy i wish i could join unsf but I'm not cool enough

by luke August 5, 2004

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

ro-sham-bo

A game of kicking your opponents balls to settle a dispute between two men.

My roomate Dean and I were arguing about who was supposed to do the dishes, I kicked him once and now he asks to do my dishes for me.

by luke December 3, 2003