Luke's definitions

tight hole

a tight cunt hole that u cant penertrate

michales mum was so tight i couldent get it up her

by luke May 19, 2003

Vashigida

Slang term for "Shut the fuck up."

Just Vashigida.

by Luke April 3, 2004

Lspocke

L-spock-e

Lspocke- n. 1. a level of social status, between God and Einstein. 2. a distant recluse, envied by the public

a. in the state of being Lspocke

n. 1. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke") 2. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke")

a. (i.e. "I can't get enough of this guy, he's always so Lspocke")

by Luke January 9, 2005

Metallurgist

The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.

"Hey dude, are you gay?"

"Well, I was - now im Metallurgist"

by Luke February 19, 2004

George W. Bush

president of the united states. Likes to pick on brown people, cuz he thinks they are terrorists. did he know that the biggest terrorist organizations is whte? it's called the IRA dumbass. Not to mention He has no clue what the 4th ammendment is, patriot act what?!?! Sucks at the economy, hey lets piss away more money into another war and give al;l the rich peoplesom money back. total moron, I could go on for hours but you'll prolly get bored

Fucking bush is at it again!

by Luke January 23, 2004

shizzy fizzy

Yo mama's hairy ass

Yo mama's shizzy fizzy is like a jungle. I had to bust out the weed wacker to find it.

by Luke October 19, 2003

chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.

Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.

by Luke December 28, 2005