Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.
by Luddz February 01, 2015
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mystery tour

A short journey, especially with a group of other people in a bus, to visit places that are kept secret from you until you get there; often, this is done by management of a rock band or a musical establishment -- because it sees only the bottom line in entertainment or --namely the cash value of the group.
"We were taken on a mystery tour to some charity event would rather not mention!" "They don't respect our talents, they see us as only a money cow." "I've had enough of this crap!"
by Luddz August 08, 2015
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Abattoir

There was so much blood it was reminiscent of an abattoir.
by Luddz May 18, 2015
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hand-minded

People who prefer and are more adept at manual activities rather than mental ones.
Schools should make special provisions for their hand-minded students.
by Luddz June 10, 2015
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Hawthorne Effect

According to experiments (first conducted in the Hawthorn plant of Western Electric in Illinois, people who are told that they are highly capable and are doing well will then do even better work than worse. The adage "Honey catches more flies than vinegar" suggests that changes resulting from praise or dispraise may not be lasting.
At my workplace, nobody employs the Hawthorne Effect ....so it should be no big secret that it sucks to work there.
by Luddz June 10, 2015
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Spite marriage

A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.
"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."
by Luddz June 09, 2015
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Wikipedia Scholar

A person who attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Wikipedia. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use the online encyclopedia to prove their point on the topic being discussed.

After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, a Wikipedia Scholar is trying to prove himself again."
"Oh the Wikipedia Scholar thinks be correct, because he thinks he has a good source of information."
by Luddz May 07, 2015
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