Luddz's definitions

Hawthorne Effect

According to experiments (first conducted in the Hawthorn plant of Western Electric in Illinois, people who are told that they are highly capable and are doing well will then do even better work than worse. The adage "Honey catches more flies than vinegar" suggests that changes resulting from praise or dispraise may not be lasting.

At my workplace, nobody employs the Hawthorne Effect ....so it should be no big secret that it sucks to work there.

by Luddz June 12, 2015

Mambo Number 5

Behavior in which one juggles many girls seeming at one time, but really in quick succession.

If you don't watch it, your Mambo Number 5 life may come down like a house of cards.

by Luddz May 7, 2015

Bisaxual

The ability to play two saxophones.

"She's bisaxual...in fact, she gave me and my girlfriend a personal concert....if you know what I mean."

by Luddz May 22, 2015

chop suey

Sex with an Asian

They did a little chop suey

by Luddz April 15, 2015

accunting

A woman on a rampage to seek and destroy

"Watch out, that corporate manager is accunting today.

by Luddz January 31, 2015

alleger

One who claims or asserts that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically without proof that this is the case.

The alleger, the one who stated the allegation, is in the next room sipping her tea all prim and proper-like.

by Luddz June 4, 2015

blinkard

One with bad eyes; a stupid or obtuse person; someone who ignores or avoids something.

The old blinkard didn't know what hit him because he just couldn't pay attention to where he was going.

by Luddz May 27, 2015