Definitions by Luddz

Ascob

A gentleman who fucks like a Cocker Spaniel.

"Dude, that guy's an ascob.....Well your girlfriend says so."

Ascob by Luddz May 25, 2015

Customer Service 

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.

I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!

Customer Service by Luddz May 23, 2015

Bisaxual 

The ability to play two saxophones.

"She's bisaxual...in fact, she gave me and my girlfriend a personal concert....if you know what I mean."

Bisaxual by Luddz May 22, 2015

Adonize 

To make manly or to beautify in a masculine manner ; to make more handsome; make virile

To ensure that the plan would work (so that everyone would be fooled) we had to adonize her, by giving her a mustache and fake biceps.

Adonize by Luddz May 21, 2015

Extreme Prejudice 

A single-minded action -- usually in reference to an aggressive act of killing something or someone.

"You need to wipe out the enemy with extreme prejudice."

Extreme Prejudice by Luddz May 19, 2015

Abattoir 

A fancy word for slaughterhouse.

There was so much blood it was reminiscent of an abattoir.

Abattoir by Luddz May 19, 2015

Manifest Abstraction 

Something not worth thinking about.

"Dude, what you're saying is a manifest abstraction, You are never going to get that girl. She's much too hot to exist in your world."

Manifest Abstraction by Luddz May 17, 2015