Luddz's definitions

Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.

The freemasons do secret things.

by Luddz February 1, 2015

Extreme Prejudice

A single-minded action -- usually in reference to an aggressive act of killing something or someone.

"You need to wipe out the enemy with extreme prejudice."

by Luddz May 19, 2015

Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.

I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!

by Luddz May 23, 2015

Blindsight

To attack someone out of hiser view.

Catherine put up a decoy and then blindsighted the group with a very big lawsuit.

by Luddz June 16, 2015

Spite marriage

A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.

"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."

by Luddz June 11, 2015

obscurant

One who willfully hides information, especially to prevent others from attaining knowledge or wisdom; also, tending to obscure, pertaining to the act of obscuring.

"Why are you being such an obscurant!"

by Luddz June 8, 2015

Adonize

To make manly or to beautify in a masculine manner ; to make more handsome; make virile

To ensure that the plan would work (so that everyone would be fooled) we had to adonize her, by giving her a mustache and fake biceps.

by Luddz May 21, 2015