earwitness

Someone who hears but does not see an event

The earwitness, the said that she heard the "couple having sex", when in all actuality they had gotten back from a long late-ate-nite jog

by Luddz July 20, 2015

dabster

A person who dabbles with a task (or anything else) but is not highly proficient at it and does not devote much time to it.

Both Churchill and Eisenhower were dabsters in painting.

by Luddz June 06, 2015

Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.

I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!

by Luddz May 23, 2015

mystery tour

A short journey, especially with a group of other people in a bus, to visit places that are kept secret from you until you get there; often, this is done by management of a rock band or a musical establishment -- because it sees only the bottom line in entertainment or --namely the cash value of the group.

"We were taken on a mystery tour to some charity event would rather not mention!" "They don't respect our talents, they see us as only a money cow." "I've had enough of this crap!"

by Luddz September 12, 2015

LDS

The more proper term, to refer to a 'Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saint' --instead of the possibly slightly derogatory epithet 'Mormon'. Also, it may be more proper to say 'LDS' -- as in, "He's LDS" and not "He's an LDS" --unless one says "He's an LDS member.'

Are you LDS?

by Luddz February 02, 2015

Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.

The freemasons do secret things.

by Luddz February 01, 2015

Extreme Prejudice

A single-minded action -- usually in reference to an aggressive act of killing something or someone.

"You need to wipe out the enemy with extreme prejudice."

by Luddz May 19, 2015