taconic parkway

Crazy no-trucks allowed road leading north out of NYC that pre-dates the interstate highway system in america.

Originally comissioned by FDR when he was governor of NY state so he could get from Manhattan to his house in the Adarondack (sp?) area in half the time.

Narrow as all hell, no sholder, cops pull you over onto the grass next to the trees.

Extremely fun to drive really, really fast at night.
Has evil drainage grates in the left hand lane that will knock your car out of alignment.

A quicker way to get out of NYC to New Hampshire/VT. if you want to avoid evil I-95.

I nearly wrapped my car around a tree going 90 on the Taconic. It was rad.

by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003

dutch

A Nickname for President Reagan. Nicknamed "Dutch" as a child, wenton to become the 40th US president.

DUring his presidency, Dutch got shot and later fell off a horse. It was just like one of his movies.

by Lou Stenspayce June 05, 2004

roof gnome

Persons, either male or female who hang out on the roof of off-campus student houses, undergraduate societies, or fraternities. Usually members of said house. Usually on some sort of drugs such as shrooms or trying to smoke a Joint on the sly.

Named because they are frequently spotted in packs and usually only the top part of their body is visible from the ground below.

I walked up to ******** after class and I saw three roof gnomes pop their heads out to see who was coming up the walkway.

by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

Aristide

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)

I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide

by Lou Stenspayce April 01, 2004

Salty

Adj.

Used in reference to offensive or not-safe-for church language.

Probably originated due to the opinion/stereotype? that sailors swear a lot.

I asked him if that was his wife's car and he called me a bunch of curse words. Damn that was some salty language!

by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003

hogging

A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.

I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

Nurse Shark

A black woman's vagina, as used by a Hemingway character in To Have and Have Not when asked if he ever slept with a black woman.

Have you ever slept with a black girl?
yes.
what did it look like?
Like a nurse shark.

by Lou Stenspayce April 01, 2004