roof gnome

Persons, either male or female who hang out on the roof of off-campus student houses, undergraduate societies, or fraternities. Usually members of said house. Usually on some sort of drugs such as shrooms or trying to smoke a Joint on the sly.

Named because they are frequently spotted in packs and usually only the top part of their body is visible from the ground below.
I walked up to ******** after class and I saw three roof gnomes pop their heads out to see who was coming up the walkway.
by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003
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grimbo

combination of two words: Grim, meaning ugly. And Bimbo, meaning a girl with loose moral character and less than average intelligence.
I drank twenty beers last night and woke up with some horrible grimbo next to me in bed.
by Lou Stenspayce December 25, 2003
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axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.
Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles
by Lou Stenspayce October 17, 2004
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girlfriend test

When you have sobered up enough for your girlfriend to not notice that you are/were high.
If you take mescaline, it will take you approx. 12-14 hours to pass the girlfriend test.
by Lou Stenspayce February 04, 2009
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Nurse Shark

A black woman's vagina, as used by a Hemingway character in To Have and Have Not when asked if he ever slept with a black woman.
Have you ever slept with a black girl?
yes.
what did it look like?
Like a nurse shark.
by Lou Stenspayce April 02, 2004
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bridge and tunnel posse

Girls who live in Jersey, the Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn or worse Long Island who go into Manhattan on the weekend for clubbing. The term primarily refers to girls from Jersey or LI.

Bridge and Tunnel because that is their mode of transportation into/out of the island. Posse because they frequently travel in large packs.
Jenny's ripped jeans and Springsteen t-shirt gave her away as a member of the Bridge and Tunnel posse.
by Lou Stenspayce December 25, 2003
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dartmouth

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.
Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.
by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003
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