progbored 

When you're bored but addicted to coding. And hunting for sample problems to code quick fixes.

I'm surfing Quora because I'm progbored.

progbored by LostFido January 25, 2021

proctored 

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

proctored by avl November 11, 2008

Alan Proctored 

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

Alan Proctored by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

proctored 

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

proctored by justin proctor May 18, 2010

proboredination 

A mixture between procrastination and boredom. Usually occurs on the very last day of the weekend when you're wittling away your homework hours surfing the internet.

See borecrastinadom.

A girl was once typing drunkenly in IRC, and when asked why she simply replied, "It's the side-effects of proboredination."

proboredination by adnerb November 1, 2004

prognosed 

A prognosis made has come true, fulfilled.

The patient died as prognosed by the physician.

prognosed by Light Saber August 10, 2012

proctored exam 

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

proctored exam by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019