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Alan Proctored
You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"
Alan Proctored by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012
proctored
the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.
proctored by justin proctor May 18, 2010
proboredination
A mixture between procrastination and boredom. Usually occurs on the very last day of the weekend when you're wittling away your homework hours surfing the internet.
See borecrastinadom.
See borecrastinadom.
A girl was once typing drunkenly in IRC, and when asked why she simply replied, "It's the side-effects of proboredination."
proboredination by adnerb November 1, 2004
prognosed
prognosed by Light Saber August 10, 2012
proctored exam
A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.
proctored exam by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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