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captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"
Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...
by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004
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period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.
"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"
by lordblunkey May 15, 2005
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TDW

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank
Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...
by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004
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ting bo

Same as ting-bo
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
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Aquantis

Who goes there stated young Jimmypotomus, the half breed from when Captain Jacko slept with Mary, the local hippopotomus prostitute. That was a romantic evening!
Aluminium is widely used because of its low density, good conductivity and corrosion resistance
by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006
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blepse

much like blapse

general rudeboy speak for punch
rudey1: da fuck?
rudey2: u betta believe it. i'll fuck you up!
rudey1: nah mate. leave it out.
rudey2: one call, i get my boys down. they'll sort you out.
rudey1: shut it. i'll blepse you up.


*sigh* bloody rudeys.
by lordblunkey February 20, 2005
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Pumpykin booth

A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree
Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!
by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004
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