LordBlunkey's definitions

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

gay ting to the crew bo

A term which i like to use, because it's funny.

Adam: hey man
Scott: oh my, u really are a gay ting to the crew bo, aren't you.
Adam: ye...

by LordBlunkey June 19, 2004

lmaohfod

Well, the moron who tired to define OMG by saying (and i quote):

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! XD
I SAW A DEAD PERSON!!!
JGRSJFSJRJYREDYJKMGHK!!!

really?
yep!
no?
yes!
omg rofl lmaohfod!
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE POO PIE?? ><???
jgowhrygqh0awhg says i!


used it, but when i looked it up, it had no definition, so i took the opportunity to make a mockery of him.

Well, i spose it would stand for Laugh My Ass Off Hot Food On Dennis or something along those lines...

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

Pumpykin booth

A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree

Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!

by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004

cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004