santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old
My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.
by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004
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cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!
She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"
by LordBlunkey June 09, 2004
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Pumpykin booth

A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree
Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!
by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004
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scary stuff

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?
by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006
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period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.
"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"
by lordblunkey May 15, 2005
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virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap
Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!
by LordBlunkey June 09, 2004
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captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"
Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...
by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004
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