LordBlunkey's definitions

whore bitch

An insult i use that doesn't actually mean anything major. Everyone can be a bitch whore.

Lar: Bitch whore
Kim: I'm insulted
Lar: So? You're a stupid bitch whore...

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2004

david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

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Pierced nipples...

Erm, how am i going to "examplify" this?

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2006

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

little miss high and mighty

Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.

Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".

by LordBlunkey July 25, 2004

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?

There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

KrAyZeE

A "taking the piss" form of crazy. Someone who thinks they are "crazy" or "wild" or whatever, you just put KrAyZeE before their name...

Katie: I'm really wild, you wouldn't understand, you're just too normal!
Lar: Yep, you're KrAyZeE KaTiE alright...

by LordBlunkey July 23, 2004