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Definitions by LordBlunkey

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank
Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...
TDW by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004
A "taking the piss" form of crazy. Someone who thinks they are "crazy" or "wild" or whatever, you just put KrAyZeE before their name...
Katie: I'm really wild, you wouldn't understand, you're just too normal!
Lar: Yep, you're KrAyZeE KaTiE alright...
KrAyZeE by LordBlunkey July 23, 2004

gay stick 

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.
Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.
gay stick by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004
Well, the moron who tired to define OMG by saying (and i quote):

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! XD
I SAW A DEAD PERSON!!!
JGRSJFSJRJYREDYJKMGHK!!!

really?
yep!
no?
yes!
omg rofl lmaohfod!
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE POO PIE?? ><???
jgowhrygqh0awhg says i!


used it, but when i looked it up, it had no definition, so i took the opportunity to make a mockery of him.
Well, i spose it would stand for Laugh My Ass Off Hot Food On Dennis or something along those lines...
lmaohfod by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

twattish 

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one
Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry
twattish by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

captain smelly pants 

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"
Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

yawnsville 

"like dudes, this places is so Yawnsville..."
yawnsville by LordBlunkey June 24, 2004