LordBlunkey

Lord of the Blunkeys.

Thinks he's better than he really is
Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!
by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004
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spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.
well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.
by lordblunkey May 15, 2005
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twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one
Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry
by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004
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TWATerrific

The opposite of terrific. Often used in a sarcastic way.
Lar: I fell in a hole today :(
Cal: That's terrific!
Lar: Ye man, really TWATerrific.
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
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Bah!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
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tool off

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!
by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004
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gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.
Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.
by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004
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