LordBlunkey's definitions

gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.

Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

no-one cares

A term which i find fits Kim quite well. Though it is a generalisation, which im opposed to, i think it is, by and large, true.

(If anyone does care, and wishes to argue their case, i'd like to hear from you. I like funny e-mails...)

Kim: Blah blah blah, i have problems with everyone. I'm always in an argument. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Lar: No-one care

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

KrAyZeE

A "taking the piss" form of crazy. Someone who thinks they are "crazy" or "wild" or whatever, you just put KrAyZeE before their name...

Katie: I'm really wild, you wouldn't understand, you're just too normal!
Lar: Yep, you're KrAyZeE KaTiE alright...

by LordBlunkey July 23, 2004

scary stuff

stuff thats scary...

the bend of the river by the front of chaz's house. i went for a walk along it, heading towards infinity path and its there, and it scared me shitless.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006

ting-bo

A greeting between non-townies that takes the "piss" out of real townies...

Scott: Ting-bo
Oli: Shut up gay

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

infinity path

The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.

One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006