LordBlunkey's definitions

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

yawnsville

A party where nothing is happening

"like dudes, this places is so Yawnsville..."

by LordBlunkey June 24, 2004

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.

Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

Barrel of gay

If something is described as a "Barrel of Gay" then generally it means that it's a bad thing.

I dropped my cheese, that's such a big ol' barrel of gay

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004