LordBlunkey's definitions

LordBlunkey

Lord of the Blunkeys.

Thinks he's better than he really is

Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

captain scarlet

I never got this program. Cpatain Scarlet was invincible, yet, he didnt just go and kick butt... And another thing, the enemy (the mysterons) were so FRICKING stupid! They came up with a cunning plan, but would then phone up the "good guys" to give them a "clue" which they would always solve, "just in the nick of time"

Captain Scarlet, He's Invincible...

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

Barrel of gay

If something is described as a "Barrel of Gay" then generally it means that it's a bad thing.

I dropped my cheese, that's such a big ol' barrel of gay

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

scary stuff

stuff thats scary...

the bend of the river by the front of chaz's house. i went for a walk along it, heading towards infinity path and its there, and it scared me shitless.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005