LordBlunkey's definitions

cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

Aquantis

Who goes there stated young Jimmypotomus, the half breed from when Captain Jacko slept with Mary, the local hippopotomus prostitute. That was a romantic evening!

Aluminium is widely used because of its low density, good conductivity and corrosion resistance

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

ting bo

see ting-bo

Same as ting-bo

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

blepse

much like blapse

general rudeboy speak for punch

rudey1: da fuck?
rudey2: u betta believe it. i'll fuck you up!
rudey1: nah mate. leave it out.
rudey2: one call, i get my boys down. they'll sort you out.
rudey1: shut it. i'll blepse you up.


*sigh* bloody rudeys.

by lordblunkey February 20, 2005

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

bananas in pajamas

Freakishly large bananas, that wear pajamas. Frankly, they scare the BEJEBEDEEZUS outta me!

HOLY SHIT, THE bananas in pajamas ARE COMING!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004