Long Island's definitions

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Stingy Nut

When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.

"I didn't feel like wasting my time with her, so I gave her a stingy nut."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Chicken Cutlet

While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Dutch Treat

The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.

"I was just going for a dutch oven, but it turned into a dutch treat. Oh well."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Gobstopper

With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.

"I gave that random ock a gobstopper last night."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Hunter Gatherer

You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.

I am the HGoAT. the Hunter Gatherer of All Time.

by Long Island August 13, 2004