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Jennifer Wilbanks

-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"
Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!
by LoganLesnarMarvel June 11, 2006
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bitch fit

-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
Ex. "I am SO FREAK-IN' PISSED! I think I'm gonna have a bitch fit!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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lug

-an adjective used to describe anything big and/or heavy, particularly used towards tall and/or heavy-weight men, can also be used as an term of endearment for a male
He may be a fat over-weight hairy guy--but that big lug is mine and I love him!
by LoganLesnarMarvel July 29, 2005
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jbl

1-Is an electronics company that usually sells stereos.

2-Very loud-mouthed JR from "Dallas" styled limo riding Texan turned New Yorker WWE wrestler whose gimmick is that of him dressing up in a 10 gallon hat (stetson), suit and tie and coming on SmackDown! every week to rant about how he deserves to be champion, how he was "screwed" in losing some match," or just shoving it in people's faces that he is champion
Ex1: I never really heard of JBL electronics, so best to stick to Sony.

Ex2:John Cena beat JBL for the WWE title.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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cock it up

-Term used by Grace's mother on the series "Will and Grace" in the episode where Grace eloped with her boyfriend.

-Means don't screw a good thing up.
Ex1: You're already the favorite for the promotion, don't cock it up by pushing your boss for more vacation time just before the promotion decision is made.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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watcher

-Made by popular by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series to refer to the person who's assigned to watch over, guard, teach and train the vampire slayer.

-Every slayer has a watcher and if one dies before the slayer does, the watcher is replaced with another, no one knows exactly how many watchers were in the council as supposedly they all died just shortly before the series ended in a giant bomb explosion at their headquarters set up by crazy priest villian Caleb.

-A watcher trains the slayer to fight with hand to hand and long range weapons and aids her by telling her stuff about demons and vampires ie how to kill them.

-Tend to be British while oddly slayers seem to be of any race and origin.

-Most famous wacthers:
Giles (Buffy's watcher), Gwendolyn Post(Faith's crazy watcher that Angel had to kill), and Wesley Wyndham Price (Faith's last watcher who later joined the cast of the Angel series)
Ex. While most Watchers have died while in charge of guiding a slayer, for some reason Giles seems to be the only one to live.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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FU

1)Shorthand for "F*** You" if you can't say the actual words without getting into some kind of trouble, ie school, work, parents, etc.

2)Appropriately named finishing move of young WWE wrestler John Cena. Its the modified copy version of fellow wrestler's Brock Lesnar's F5 finishing move. You kick someone low like in the stomach or balls and pick them up over your shoulders then slam them to the ground from your side.
Ex1-Student 1: Ha-ha! You failed the test!
Student 2: Man shut up! FU!

Ex2-John Cena gets the pin on JBL with the FU.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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