Definitions by Llewelyn Dowd
Woke
An oxymoron term used to describe the many indoctrinated & radically left-wing people of today's world who are obsessed with jumping on whatever mainstream bandwagon is necessary to feel included, though ironically being the most intolerant and hypocritical people on the planet.
The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
'Hey did you hear about Danny dying his hair green just to fit in at college?'
'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
Woke by Llewelyn Dowd January 13, 2023
An even shorter form of 'for real.'
The seemingly new way that under 30's tend to reply to social media posts in agreement to it.
'For real!?'
Fo shizzle!
The seemingly new way that under 30's tend to reply to social media posts in agreement to it.
'For real!?'
Fo shizzle!
Fr by Llewelyn Dowd October 20, 2022
Munter
Term used to describe an unattractive, unkempt and/or unsanitary woman. An example could be a homeless, drug addled street hooker.
A scruffy dirty, ugly appearance. Such as a homeless prostitute that doesn't shower, change clothes etc.
An alternative word to the likes of minger, minga, stinker, mutt, dog, witch, sket, slag, trout, harlot, ho, trollop etc
A scruffy dirty, ugly appearance. Such as a homeless prostitute that doesn't shower, change clothes etc.
An alternative word to the likes of minger, minga, stinker, mutt, dog, witch, sket, slag, trout, harlot, ho, trollop etc
Munter by Llewelyn Dowd October 20, 2022
Minge
A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
Minge by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022
Mushroom
Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.
See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.
See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.
Mushroom by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022
Thot
An abbreviation that stands for 'Typical Hottie On TikTok/Twitter/Tinder' (or any other social media online platform that begins with the letter T.
A promiscuous and loose moral online female. Those on platforms like OnlyFans etc that appeal to the simps of the world.
A promiscuous and loose moral online female. Those on platforms like OnlyFans etc that appeal to the simps of the world.
Stay away from thots online fella's, is paying hundreds of dollars for used panties really worth it? They probably won't even be hers!
Thot by Llewelyn Dowd July 8, 2022
Creampie
The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the vagina.
E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.
E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.
Female - 'He came so much inside me it felt like it was drooling out forever... The perfect creampie!'
Creampie by Llewelyn Dowd July 2, 2022