Definitions by Liz
Shattered Virus
The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
Shattered Virus by Liz August 6, 2005
soft taco
code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing
peanut butter uh oh oreo
some one who is, as well as being an uh oh oreo (black on the inside and white on the outside), is completely nuts as well!
random person:oops! i spilled my diet coke on myself!
peanut butter uh oh oreo: oh no you dident!!!!
random person:WTF - ur crazy!
peanut butter uh oh oreo: oh no you dident!!!!
random person:WTF - ur crazy!
peanut butter uh oh oreo by liz May 20, 2005
jerkers curve
If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.
I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.
jerkers curve by Liz May 13, 2005