Definitions by Little Johnny

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

soft fired by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

scahairy 

It's something that is both scary and hairy!

He or her's legs, private, arms, back, chest, etc..... was scahairy!

scahairy by Little Johnny June 26, 2017

scahairy 

It's something that is both scary and hairy.

His or hers arms, private, legs, back, chest, etc.....was scahairy!

scahairy by Little Johnny June 23, 2017

coochybop 

A chick's poontang, pussy, vagina, snatch, etc, etc..

I shaved the old lady's coochy-bop last night.

coochybop by Little Johnny June 16, 2004

pushin 

Understeer, as related to a vehicle. Vehicle wants to keep going straight instead of turning.

I couldn't hang down low in turn one, 'cause it was pushin' so bad.

pushin by Little Johnny June 16, 2004

skin bus 

A dude's dick.

I'm taking the skin bus into tuna town tonight.

skin bus by Little Johnny June 16, 2004

belly 

A place on a woman to deposit your load.

I pulled my cock out and shot it on her belly.

belly by Little Johnny June 16, 2004