community organizer

A fake job generally used to fill resumes that would normally be empty

Before he was a senator, he was a community organizer.

by Liquid Death September 12, 2008

Blitz play

A highly dangerous method of robbing a vehicle, usually intended to target armoured cars and other vehicles of importance. It works by having a large "tank" (usually a tractor/trailer or something like it) block the target's path, bringing them to a stop, allowing a second attacker to ram into the target's side, stunning the driver(s) and rendering it vulnerable to being robbed.

Has the armoured van with the cash arrived at the bank yet?
no, it was hit by a blitz play and lost everything

by liquid death October 31, 2016

Gunfire

Strong tea laced with rum, traditionally drunk by the British army at parades.

"if we get this parade right, the corporal will pour us some gunfire"

by liquid death August 04, 2016

rape hysteria

The result of Social Justice Warriors defining everything sexual men do as rape. It devalues the term, and can cause those who have actually suffered to be lumped in with the attention seeking ideologues. That and when a man is accused of rape, he is guilty be default with no chance to explain himself of prove innocence.

This rape hysteria is getting out of hand, I was called a rapist just for saying that girl looked hot

by liquid death October 24, 2017

Ura

A common Russian battle cry, analagous to the USMC's "oorah!"

"charge, tovarishes!"
"URAAAAA!"

by liquid death September 16, 2016

Popgun

A firearm or similar weapon which is pathetically weak

That popgun couldn't penetrate wet cardboard!

by liquid death January 01, 2022

shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"

by liquid death May 07, 2021