Michael Myers

When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.

Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!

by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021

Double Barrel Shit

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

by Lil_Bird414 April 28, 2022

Titus Androgynous

An individual with large breasts, but indeterminate gender. Could be a well endowed woman or a man with massive man-boobs or something in between.

Is that a guy or a girl? I don't know, but they're a Titus Androgynous!

by Lil_Bird414 October 31, 2021

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Arm Wrestling

two men wrestling

They were arm wrestling

by Lil_Bird414 October 31, 2021

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

Ambering

The act of cumming onto a bug/insect and then letting the semen harden, trapping the bug inside. The finished result will look like a piece of fossilized amber.

Guy 1: Where did you get that bug from?
Guy 2: I was ambering in the woods last night and saw it.

by Lil_Bird414 June 17, 2021