ass

1. a donkey(probably from an abbreviation of jack-ass).

2. the buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior.

3. the anus, =asshole.

4. a stupid person, a jerk.

That guy got his ass kicked when playing video games with his freinds.

by Light Joker July 22, 2004

dipstick

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

Shut up you sleazy dipstick.

by Light Joker April 18, 2007

24-7

all day and all week (from 24 hours a day and seven days a week)

He's been pussyfooting around 24-7 ever since that incident.

by Light Joker May 24, 2007

racket

1. noise

2. a deception, a scam

3. a job

Cut that racket out. I'm trying to sleep.

by Light Joker March 19, 2005

out of your league

1. in a situation where you no chance of succeeding, especially due to lack of skills

2. a situation as described above

That Position is out of your league.

by Light Joker May 02, 2006

beer goggles

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

by Light Joker January 29, 2005

Nincada

The Trainee pokemon. It is part Bug and part ground. It is probably part ground because it comes out of the ground. (From a blend of Ninja and Cicada).

Nincada has a very interesting path of evolution.

by Light Joker May 23, 2004