Light joker's definitions

has-been

1. a person who is no longer famous

2. no longer famous

That has-been will never live to dance again.

by Light Joker April 12, 2005

f-word

the word fuck(a euphemism that one can use to refer to the word without actually saying it)

Did you just say the the f-word in front of me?

by Light Joker October 1, 2004

mormon

a colloquialism used to refer to members of the Church of Latter Day Saints

The mormons are considered a cult by some Christians.

by Light Joker February 8, 2007

Montezuma's revenge

diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)

Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.

by Light Joker June 25, 2005

butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things

It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.

by Light Joker May 29, 2005

have shit for brains

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

by Light Joker October 24, 2004

floozie

1. a sexually loose woman

2. a prostitute

She was pissed off because some oaf called her a floozie.

by Light Joker December 11, 2004